The Pink Lady Strikes Again

Yes, It's been a while since I have posted. No, I did not fall off the face of the earth. Thanks to the wonderful world of children I got distracted from the things that bring me personal joy. I love to write so one of my goals is to do a better job blogging my adventures.

Since the Pink Lady has entered my life I have been engulfed in her wonderland off and on. For a long time it was more off than on, however a trip to ebay changed all that. William and I decided that we needed to change up the chandelier in our dining area. Don't need to......just want to. Anyway while window shopping on ebay I came across a lovely and very dainty crystal chandelier that was to die for. Now the story about the mini chandelier goes back a year or so to when I built a little soda shop for the Pink Lady above her fireplace. It needed a light and I was determined to find one. However our search was fruitless and we gave in to the "You Can't Have It Gods" for a time. Ebay changed that.

I found the light.

Not knowing that the Pink Lady was desperate to spend money on something delectable, I sent her the link. Not ten minutes passed when I received an email. It was a Paypal receipt. SHE BOUGHT IT!!!! After a scolding from my husband I felt this small tingle start to rise from my toes. SHE BOUGHT IT!!! I sure hope it's the right size.

A couple of days later I received a phone call......the voice was somewhat familiar. It was HER, the Pink Lady and she was giggling.......Trouble. She said she was eating a Nutty Bar and looking at something pink, sparkly, and perfect. What a tease. I was now anxious to get to that pink wonderland and hang the light that we were so eager to find for over a year.

Finally I made it to her home. The pink wallpaper and candy jars were still just as wonderful and fun as when I was last there. This woman is FANTASTIC. I saw the light, threw everything down, and set up the ladder without passing go or collecting $200 dollars.

William and I knew what to do and we went to work. Nothing distracted us.

That light was fantastic and perfect and now her cubby looks complete.

Without a doubt it was worth the search. The only problem now, Pink Lady wants another chandelier above her piano. Am I going to stop her?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Falling Fast for Fall

Well Fall has been eventful and seems to be ongoing in the series of events that are unfolding around the SMEK family.

First and Foremost Sydney's Jurassic Sized Tonsils have been removed and placed in a Medical Museum as the world's largest tonsils to come from an 8 year old. A couple of months ago, I took the three monsters to the doctor to have all their vaccinations and pre-school checkups done. When the doctor looked down the throat of my oldest chaos creator, she couldn't help but say those words. You know the words that come from a doctor's mouth that create panic. "Holy Crap" She then proceeded to tell me that she couldn't see down Sydney's throat, her tonsils were in the way. I chuckled. The doctor then asked me if I ever noticed that when Sydney talks it sounds like she has a sock down her throat. WOW I am a terrible mom. No I didn't notice. Why you ask. Because she has been talking like that since the day she was born. The doctor immediately gave her a prescription for allergies and then made an appointment for me to take Sydney to see an ENT doctor. That visit went almost identical to the one with her general practitioner. HOLY CRAP. That was said again. This doctor than stated that Sydney's tonsils were kissing. AHHHHH how cute. "We need to take those out of there." She said. She then proceeded to tell me that Sydney couldn't possibly be getting enough sleep with those golf balls down her throat. We made the appointment and she had her tonsils out on Tuesday of this week. Her father and I made the decision to take a look at these monster glands that they had just extracted from my daughter. The nurse reached in her pocket and pulled out a sandwich bag with the red walnut sized tonsils. I was amazed, poor William was more astonished that this woman had been carrying these things around in her pocket. Poor Will!!! She is still recovering and seems to be doing okay, but she is still choosing very little to eat. Normal they all say.

Elizabeth will have her own little adventure here pretty soon. She is scheduled to go have a tooth removed from her upper gum. She has to go to an oral surgeon to have it done, because not only has the tooth not grown in yet, but it's an extra tooth that is growing upside down. That's right is backwards. You should see this crazy x-ray. The adorable little creature also reached in her mouth the other day and yanked out one of her top teeth and so right now she looks like an adorable little trailer trash toddler. What a cutie.

Trick or Treating was.....well a treat.

The kids got to trick or treat with their Daddy for the first time since we moved here. William has worked nights since we moved her and this year he has a near normal schedule so he was home in time to walk around the neighborhood. The kids were thrilled and they looked adorable.
My mom convinced me to dress up for her ward party to really throw them for a loop. It worked no one guessed who I was until the lights were turned on and one of the ladies that I play volleyball with recognized my eyes behind the makeup. That was a real treat of a trick.

William's schedule at work is really interesting right now. His shop manager quit a couple of weeks ago and then the shop foreman quit too. They are supposedly opening up their own shop. This left a couple of huge gaps open and William jumped right in and filled one of them without hesitation. His general manager is just so happy with him right now. I am too. He is working a ton more hours but he is moving up in the company and that is good. Also I think that this is the position that he ultimately would stay at. He doesn't want to go into upper management because of all the crap, and he LOVES to work with his tools and he still can do that with this position.
We were really worried that this new kink in William's job would throw a wrench in our plans to make a trip to see the family in California but we will be heading for California this Thanksgiving and boy are we excited to see the family again.
Totally looking forward to that.
So there it is for now. Ups and downs and some in betweens. More than that Life is good and it continues to get better.

I have been called crafty more times than I can tell you, but I think that I will start taking it as an insult. Maybe.

Diarama to Die For

Well Folks, here it is the latest "Pink Adventure" from Sharonland.
You know those cubbies that builders are putting into homes now. The awkward ones. The ones where you have no idea what they were thinking you would put in that hole. Maybe a TV. Wait no power. Well I guess I could put some fake plants or something up there. Who knows. Well Sharon and her granddaughter were contemplating this puzzle and Sharon mentioned that she would like to put her dolls up there and instantly the two of them had a paradox. Her granddaughter said it would be cute to make that cubby look like a little room. Oh then the sparks flew. They got an idea and it took hold of Sharon body and soul.
In walks Stacey. That's right me, if you haven't been following this saga. Well after the stripes went up on the two walls in Sharon's kitchen that sits adjacent to this cubby, I had to take the theme into the "mini" room. Of course! This time, I am going to paint them though!!! I have to paint the whole cubby the same color as the kitchen. So I climb up there in my pants that have been too tight lately and bumped my head a few times on the roof of the cubby, leaving my hair with pink stripes of it's own.

The initial plan was to paint the stripes up to a chair rail and then have a cute white chair rail that ran around the little room. However the trim that Sharon and I agreed on was not in stock at the store. So what do I do? I can take another type of trim and make it work.
I gave Sharon a couple of choices. Oh yes, Sharon is good with choices. Notice my hint of sarcasm. You give Sharon choices and then we can spend a year figuring out what she wants. I only gave her two choices. Good thing. It was an easy pick for her.

The trim that looks like candy. So between conference sessions I hand painted 8 feet of trim to make the room look DIVINE!

I hijacked William and made him do the cutting with the saw. I am not so good with a chop saw. Actually I am, I just don't tell him that. More than anything I am just scared of the thing.

After the trim went up I finished hand painting the vine border. For those of you that wonder it wasn't a stencil I just did it freehand.
We hung a shelf that I painted for Sharon to match the room and she put a couple of little candy jars on the shelf to match her kitchen.

Then in went the dolls.
The finished cubby looked adorable. It tied the whole great room together and again made Sharon giggle. This project isn't completely done yet though. We are still shopping for a chandelier to go into the room.

Dating After Divorce

I just wanted to inform those of you who are interested. I started a new blog to document and record the funny stories that I hear from my single friends. It's a fictional blog, I wanted to protect names, but it is based on real live events.
Thought it would be fun to write about.
Let me know what you think.
http://divorceeexploits.blogspot.com/

Do I have to Share?

Sharing a special day with someone seems like no big deal when you are older, well it should be no big deal.

Elizabeth turned six on Monday. We had a small family celebration. She wanted to go to see the movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs". That was going to be the plan until her sister, "Say It All Sydney" decided to spill the beans. Sydney later admitted that she couldn't help it, Elizabeth kept asking her what her present was and she couldn't keep it in any longer.

So William decided to shake things up and took us to Wahooz. It's a little family fun center in Meridian. We played miniture golf. I learned one thing while playing Mini Golf with William. I am highly competitive and I want a rematch as soon as possible. I had a nice finish with a hole in one on the 18th hole, but William still beat me by six strokes. Oh It's On Baby. He won't be getting away with that kind of landslide win for long. Elizabeth got two holes in one on her round of mini golf, and most of the holes she 2 and 3 putted her way around the course. We were all impressed. Sydney wasn't bad either, she actually won the round between the kids. David, well he through his ball in the bumper boat pool on the 15 hole. I think he actually thought it would swim back and when it didn't he through his club and said he wasn't playing with us anymore. Hilarious!

Later that day, I frosted a cake that any six year old girl would giggle over. (I also know a few adults that would go nutsy for a pink cake) Not only was the frosting pink, but the cake itself was strawberry. Yes Elizabeth loves pink. Her grandparents and cousins got her this wonderful dollhouse. She is very excited.

Now, I must address the sharing of a special day.

Six years ago, I was pregnant with our dear little Elizabeth doll. Her due date fell on William's birthday. Oh but he wasn't having any of that. I made an appointment with the doctor to make the delivery happen a week earlier so that William wouldn't have to share his birthday with his daughter. However, the date of Elizabeth's blessed birth fell on our anniversary. So this monday was also the day that William and I celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary.

Oh the Humanity!

I still can't believe that he still likes me. One day he will wise up and realize what a pain I am, in the mean time he is snookered into believing that we have an awesome marriage. From my end I couldn't be happier. I make jokes all the time that I should trade up, but in actuality there is no such thing. Can't get any better, I love William with every fiber of my being. And even if he is fooled into believing I am good for him, I hope to continue fooling him till the end of time.

I was really sneaky this anniversary and I purchased an engine hoist for him without him finding out. Pretty amazing. I usually can't keep my mouth shut. Well, where else do you think Sydney got that flaw?

Some Assembly Required. The directions called for two physically fit adults to assemble the hoist. David helped his Daddy to put together the new toy. That was loads of fun for a whole twenty minutes. William had to finish up without his little helper, because David had more pressing things to do. Like fly his airplane while sitting on the back of William's car. Very Important Work!

William gave me a sweet gift, she is a little puppy dog named Tabby. She taps her foot and bobs her head while wagging her tail to my music. She is a little robotic dog that plays the music off my phone, so that I can listen to the music while doing chores, primping, or doing work in the kitchen without having headphones on.

Needless to say Elizabeth's birthday was the focus of the day with our anniversary taking a back seat. Even though our anniversary wasn't mentioned much and we shared the day with our adorable daughter, William and I had many stolen glances, smiles and yes a few grabs and pinches that told us both that we knew it was our day too and that is all that mattered.

Faith Trust & Pixie Dust

I Can Fly, I Can Fly, I Can Fly.

Oh wait, no I can't. This was horrific for people who aren't afraid of heights. By the way, I am terrified of heights. It's more the falling part that really gets to me. Not more than two weeks prior to my attempt at suicide, did my sister fall from an extension ladder and do some serious damage to her lower leg and knee, which now requires surgery. This was in the forefront of my mind the entire time I was ascending the two story high wall without a safety harness.

What we do for people we love.

Okay Sharon, I hope you love your pink stripes because if you don't......TOUGH! I ain't going back up there if you paid me twice what you paid me to put those stripes up.

For what it's worth though, they really did turn out well.

Terror is written all over my face, good thing you can't see it.

My Mom and I took turns going Up Up Up, so that I didn't have to freak out every moment, just every other moment. Good thing that Sharon wasn't home for most of this project or she would have FREAKED!!!

The finished wall turned out so cute. I can not wait to redo her back splash and pull that whole kitchen together. It will be fantastic.

For all you fans of pink out there, eat your heart out. The next step to this painstaking process will be to fill her hundreds of candy jars with candy and carefully place them on her cabinets. What a candy shop themed kitchen this will be. I would love to convince her to put some canopy lighting up above the cabinets to really bring the whole look in. If I am crazy enough to suggest it, she actually might be crazy enough to let me do it. Scary to have so much to say about a project and have someone actually listen. I could really screw up this woman's life.

Onto the next little somethin' somethin'.